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IshiTheLastYahi
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Name: Ishi
Country: United States
State: California
Gender: Male
Interests: Archery, learning English, posing for pictures, chillin' with my homie Alfred L. Kroeber.
Expertise: Speaking Yahi -- I'm the only one who knows it, fancy that! If you want to learn some Yahi phrases, just holla!
Occupation: Research and development
Industry: Entertainment
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  Ishi Ishi Yahi
Member Since:
4/5/2004
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| What up ppl, it's been hella dayz, shit at the museum been hella busy
and shit, Kroebie got me wurkin 10 hour days, jus sittin behind glass
pretendin to be all up in my natural habitat or whatev - I mean it pays
hella good and I get to see hotties of course, dey all seem to think
I'm cute so that's tight. N-E-wayz if u didn't notice I just joined
some tight ass blogs, hopin to meet some new hotties, so holla if u a
hot, sexy mama who wants 2 hook it up wit a fine ass yAhI bOi...I mean
I git plentya girlz at da museum, but I'm lookin 4 a girl dat luvs me 4
me, not 4 my celebrity status, know whut I'm sayin? Aiiiight den,
paayce ladies.
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| Damn homiez it's been awhile. Kroebs took me on this world wide
tour shiznit. It was kinda dope. I always give him shit for
making me be sum fuckin museum display, but it was all good cuz this
time I got to go hella places for free. I mean I had to pretend I
wuz makin canoes and shootin birds with arrows and shit, but fuck man,
I got to see sum European and Asian hottiez! It wuz tight
ass. Damn, those chicks in Japan are off the hook for sure.
I got a lil freaky in Amsterdam and got into a lil bit of altercations
with the popo, but 'sall good. Kroebie worked his magic I guess
and I was home free. Now I am back to the grind at the
museum. Any foine Japanese girls that wanna hook up, let me
know! Late.
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| Aite y'allz, check this - I had a mad busy day 2day, Kroebie woke my ass up hella early and told me I had 2 pose for some more pictures for the damn newspaper, it's like shit fool, can't a brotha get some rest around here? I mean why they all so curious about me NEway? But whateva, I guess it's like good for research and education and whatnot, I mean I AM the last Yahi. And speaking of which, that shit be gettin old, yo! I mean I got no one to talk to around here, only Kroebie and I mean he's tight, but he ain't no Yahi. It's like where all my homies at ya know? Guess I should be used to that by now tho, I mean I been on my own for a while. I gotta find me a cute girl, I'll teach her Yahi, I mean shit, all these old ass whiteys be wantin me to teach THEM Yahi, oh hell naw, that's a mothafuckin waste of my time, find me someone I actually want 2 teach it 2 and then maybe I'll do it.
But I shouldn't be talkin shit, these white fools are my dawgs fo sho. NEwayz...aite so then after my photoshoot, I took my ass on a walk around Frisco. Yeah it's a pretty tight city I guess, kinda fuckin busy, hella people everywhere, but it's coo. But listen to this shit, I had me a cravin for some espresso, u know cuz I was hella tired from gettin up so damn early, so I walked into a Starbucks, and this bitch behind the counter straight told me I couldn't get no service cuz I didn't have no shoes on! I was like oh helll naw u fuckin ho! I told her ass, back in MY hood, we don't have to wear no mothafuckin shoes just to get some mothafuckin coffee! Then that fuckin bitch said I would have 2 leave or she would call the god damn cops on my ass! So I got outta there real quick, but shit dawg, that shit unfair as fuck. Man I'm gettin all worked up again jes thinkin about it. I betta go tho, check ya late. | | |
| Hello world! R u ready for the REAL story? I am finally here to tell it!
So after I woke up 2day I called up Kroebie to see if he wanted 2 go 2 the beach. It's like, I'm hella pale rite now. U wouldn't knoe I was no Indian. Dayum! But check it, the nigga wasn't home. PLEASE! So I had to stay at the museum again today and watch all the hotties walk rite by. But hey, I gotta go. Jes wanted to see how this Xanga shit worked. Late! | | |
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